When my baby’s beside me…

11 Dec

Weekends are often when I get up early and go out on a training ride or (less often) a permanent or brevet; lately though, I’ve been happy to sleep in a bit and then head out on my single-speed to capture the dwindling day-light with my partner in crime who has grown more enthusiastic about cycling together. I’ve been s l o w l y taking her further out, and helping her grow more comfortable with night riding, traffic, and other obstacles. I remember the first time I rode 30 miles, and how this seemed like an amazing distance at the time! So I’m very impressed with Rachel for joining me on a leisurely 27+ mile jaunt out to Canoga Park and back…returning home in good spirits without undue fatigue.

Some scenes from an earlier ride:

...smirking as we pass by a mural

Life in the Slow Lane...

...chasing down a commuter, or just trying to beat the rain to the river path?

Maybe not the most descriptive "lost dog" sign I've encountered...

Wolfpack Hustle All City Century #4

20 Nov

...my hard-won Wolfpack sticker...


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Once a year, Wolfpack Hustle (perhaps the oldest of the fast-paced Midnight Ridazz weekly night rides) puts on a century  through the heart of greater urban Los Angeles. Monday night celebrated their fourth year. I think my Casseroll weighs twice what the majority of bikes do on this ride, but that didn’t stop me from showing up at 9:30PM to pick up a doughnut and route sheet. I’d been up since 5:00AM, and had 40 miles of commuting (during which I broke my rear derailleur cable…) plus a few miles to get to the start in Silverlake in my legs…

Route Slip...

There were around 50 – 60 people at the start, quite an impressive group. The crowd was diverse: One guy showed up with a bike that had a massive bullhorn mounted on the rear rack, and he was blasting old time music out of it into the night…he was surprisingly fast, keeping up with the main group for the first few miles until he had a spoke-breaking crash. Another rider showed up on a pursuit bike with a disc wheel in back, a carbon rimmed tubular in front, aero bars and (supposedly) 55×12 gearing! We had a half dozen other people come in “party ride” mode, pretty much all of them dropped off before we even reached the San Fernando valley.

It was a bit claustorphobic riding so close together among a large group of cyclists of varying experience – and I was relieved when the “A” group broke away (and surprised to find myself as part of it) on the first sustained climb of the evening up La Crescenta. I was slowly getting dropped until we crested the hill. Another couple riders tangled up due to a miscommunication at a stop-light, and on the extended mild descent down Foothill Blvd I found myself back up in front.

We pulled into our first stop at Balboa/Rinaldi, waiting while two or three more waves of riders pulled in. I drank a liter of chocolate milk in the interim. Once everyone had refueled/rested a bit, we headed out again – careening down De Soto and zipping around the Warner Center. Coming down Corbin, a smaller residential street on our way down to Ventura Blvd, we all came to a shouting skidding stop at a red light right in front of a cop car – we all gawked at the car for a few moments, until the officer broke the silence by chuckling over the intercom. He sent us on through the intersection admonishing us to “move those legs!”

With a number of Cat-1, 2, and 3 racers up front, the pace surged when we hit Ventura Blvd, with a series of brief attacks sending the more human among us scrambling to latch on to a wheel. We were through Encino in no time at all, stopping again at the base of Sepulveda. Cranberry juice, a couple dried bananas, and I was feeling OK. I was underdressed but not too cold, though I was eager to get rolling again after we waited for a couple more groups to catch up. John commented on my situation with his usual understatement: “Jesus man – Aren’t you fucking freezing? I’m getting cold just looking at you! Don’t you have any leg warmers or something in all those bags hung all over your bike? Hell, just put the bags on!” Huffing and puffing up Sepulveda I was hot before long, despite the temps in the upper 40s. On the climb I couldn’t hang on to the lead group, and spent the next 20 miles trying to catch up. I would pass or be passed by a handful of other riders who were getting dropped or getting a second wind, and this was really the only part of the ride that I did solo.

At the bottom of the descent, I managed to find three other riders going my pace, all of them fast fixed gear riders and we pace-lined hard down to Westchester. The fog was so thick, my glasses became useless, and I ended up missing our turn and nearly riding into LAX. We back-tracked a bit and with my heart feeling like it would explode, we reached the “A” group at a 7-11 on Manchester, mostly looking well rested. Riders pulled in too quickly behind us, some skidding out and tumbling over on the slick concrete leading into the parking lot. Ice cream, potato chips, halva, dried fruit…my heart rate finally came back down. I chatted with a few other riders and hid from the cold inside the store until everyone was ready to roll. We had a decent sized group on Florence, but the front group split us up when we turned North again. The streets were mostly empty in the ‘hood, but occasionally we’d see a figure running down the sidewalk (one crazy individual ran out in front of one of the groups behind me).

Blow outs, broken shifter cables and other mechanicals plagued us, until the pace-line was down to just four of us – killing ourselves to bridge the increasing gap between us and the array of blinking red lights flying away into the night. We kept accelerating and trading attacks rather than pulls until we embraced our “B” group status (leaving the racing to the racers) and went back to figuring out the rest of the route.

From Monterey Park we rode West to Downtown, eventually hitting Caeser Chavez, Sunset, and back to the start at Tang’s.

Tang's

Regrouping at the end, we headed off to Denny’s for a repast, but were turned away by the host when we tried to bring 10-15 bikes inside and stack them up near the waiting area. Watching John try everything from basic logic to bribery was highly amusing, but the host wouldn’t budge on his “policy” so the group went to another Denny’s a few miles away that let them all in (I opted to take the subway home instead, which had just started running at 4:30AM – I was in bed about an hour later).

My first Bicykillers was a century route, and now my first Wolfpack was a century route – wondering if I can keep up this pattern with T.R.F.K.A.S., Cyclones, or one of the other “hustles” – ?

Tons of photos here

John taking photos...

Malibu Coastal Cruise 200K

7 Nov

Ready for take-off?

So, we are entering the “off season” for cyclists across much of the country – soon the cold weather will drive many indoors to their trainers, their rollers, or to spin class. Meanwhile (as recently as a few days ago), in Southern California temperatures still hover in the 90s as we flirt with the arrival of Autumn. Seasons here are barely discernable, the natural rhythms muted or contorted. On Saturday, it finally cooled off a bit, so it was a perfect day for a ride.

The “Malibu Coastal Cruise” is one of the more popular RUSA permanents, thanks to its gorgeous scenery and relative lack of elevation gain (only about 1500 feet over 208K). On Saturday, the PCH Randoneurs rode it as a RUSA brevet and we had a small but enthusiastic group show up for the ride.

I left home around 4:15AM, biking 34 miles to the start in Malibu, enjoying the empty bike path and the dark solitude of Topanga Canyon. On the descent, I realized that I had installed a fender stay bolt that was too long, as it locked my chain/drive-train up when I shifted into my highest gear (oops). I managed to take the rear wheel off and wrestle the chain free, switching out the bolt when I reached the start. All this work was for nothing; as someone else remarked, installing new fenders ensured that there was no rain.

Wanting to finish in less than 8 hours, I rushed off ahead of the group, reaching Point Dume on my own, passing a few groups of roadies on my way. Sea-gulls formed huge arrow-shaped formations, strung out over the horizon while hugging the water-front. Not long into the ride, Bruno (an experienced rider I hadn’t met before) passed me on his Merlin, and we traded pulls until Point Mugu, where he went off the front, and I couldn’t hang on to his wheel any longer. For most of the day, if I looked ahead of me, I would see him just out of reach:

Bruno breaking away on the 101...

I’d catch up to Bruno at the controls, and we even had a leisurely chat at the mid-way point in Carpinteria (I needed some time to re-fuel properly, as I was fighting cramps from the pace). When we turned around to come back home, we ran into Shai, Jim, and Marcus (the former two riding a fixed gear and a mountain bike respectively!) who seemed hot on our heels.

Bruno pulled ahead again on the way to Ventura, but by the time we reached Emma Wood State Beach, he was fighting off a bonk. I assumed he would latch on to my wheel, but a few miles down the road, I realized he was nowhere to be seen. I stopped in Port Hueneme to mix up some more electrolyte drink and down more chocolate milk, apple juice, and some jerkey and dried bananas – feeling better, I upped the pace when I hit PCH again.

The view of the beaches, some abbreviated coves hidden from campers and tide-pool invaders, were stunning – the ocean remarkably blue, off-set by the gray sky. Alas, my attempts to capture some snippet of these vistas range from the mediocre to the comical…

(click to enlarge)

On my way back over Point Dume, traffic started to back up – at the top, the CHP had blocked off the road entirely. Waiting a few minutes, I saw a car riding against traffic in the fat left lane, a long arm sticking out from its undercarriage across the right lane and shoulder, a camera mounted to the end. After waiting a little longer, the CHP waved me forward, and I was back on track.

(Stay behind) the CHP...

From here, it was up and down some rollers, watching the addresses slowly wind down as I got closer to the finish. I pulled in to the Starbucks less than 7hrs and 45minutes from the time I left. I had time to organize my receipts and eat a big chocolate brownie before Bruno arrived after 10 or 15 minutes. After that, I did some people watching for another hour before the other riders started arriving (the group just behind us in Carpinteria had stopped for a proper lunch). Everyone seemed to have a great day out there and it was fun talking to Errin and Marcus at the end, and amusing to see that my Casseroll outweighed even Jim’s mountain bike!

The path of the Surfliner along Los Padres (click to enlarge)

Kronan the Barbarian

1 Nov

Assembled! (click to enlarge)

I’ve been looking around at various options for a utility bike – something to handle load-hauling, grocery-getting, pub-going, bike-path-cruising, picnics, and other short trips in street clothes where speed isn’t a priority.

I considered building up a Velo Orange Polyvalent, or picking up a Workcycles FR8 or a Civia Loring, but I wanted something less expensive. I looked at a KHS Green, a Linus Roadster and a Public D1 – but none of them seemed particularly suited to hauling a front load.  Converting an older mountain (or even road) frame was a possibility, but finding something suitable (for the right price) proved more difficult than I anticipated. Workcycles produces some suitable options, but then I encountered the bike pictured above: Based on a design by the Swedish Army, the Kronan resumed production at first in Poland, and more recently in Taiwan. Bicycle Fixation posted a well written review of this model (aptly describing it as a “muscle beach cruiser”), so when I saw that they were on sale (20% off), I ordered one.

I assembled it today and had a quick ride up and down the street (my cold precluded me from taking it further) – the low pressure 650b tires (weirdly, the tubes have Woods valves!) eat up pot-holes amazingly well. The carrying capacity should make “car-free” life a lot easier…despite it being a single speed and weighing in at ~55lbs+

Big Sur 600K

14 Oct

Last weekend I rode the Big Sur 600K: ~375 miles in 28hrs and 15min. It all started with tacos.

After taking Amtrak’s Pacific Surfliner to Santa Barbara and squeezing my bike into the belly of an Amtrak bus, I reached Salinas just in time to check in to my hotel and wander down Kern St to the fabled taco truck, “El Grullense.” I hadn’t eaten all day, so in my broken Spanish, I ordered 6 tacos and a burrito. The lengua was great, but the carnitas…oh man, probably the best I’ve had. The pescado burrito was a bit dry so I drenched it in salsa verde; for veggies, I scooped up a big helping of grilled jalapeño and onions, and pickled carrots.

 

...in line just in time...

 

Soon after I wandered down to West Salinas (i.e. the “good side of the tracks”) where everybody else on the ride was staying. I said hello to the other riders, letting them admire my scar and hearing the admonition to “keep the rubber side down” from all quarters…then I joined a few fellow randos for yet more dinner, ordering grapefruit juice, a 20oz Negra Modelo, hash browns, and pumpkin pie. I guess I was being a bit too liberal in my interpretation of “carbo loading” because when I rolled out of bed at a quarter of 4AM the next day, I was feeling a bit sour and green. The front desk clerk and security guard were incredulous to see me leaving so early, my voice shaded with trepidation when I explained where I was going. The nausea didn’t abate when I got to the starting line. Lucky for me, Shaun (riding his fixed gear of course!) gave me a Rolaids which seemed to do the trick.

There were 33 other riders at the start, having come from Florida, Kansas, Oregon, and even Japan for the chance to partake in the journey. As we gathered at the start, here on John St., Steinbeck’s fitting words came to mind:

“Once a journey is designed, equipped, and put in process, a new factor enters and takes over. A trip, a safari, an exploration, is an entity, different from all other journeys. It has personality, temperament, individuality, uniqueness. A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policing, and coercion are fruitless. We find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.” – Travels with Charley

As soon as we started riding I was feeling much better, so with my annoying bell announcing every pot-hole, I went up to the front group, hoping to stick with JV and whoever else was up there to avoid having to do much navigating until I got to HWY 1. After a while the lights behind us disappeared, and there were three ‘bent riders and me, getting as low as I could in the drops to hang on to their wheels. We were able to chat a bit on the climbs – introducing myself to John and William – but they would fly by me again on the downhills. We leap-frogged this way for quite some time until somewhere outside of Big Sur (the first control of the day). On one of the longer descents I lost sight of JV and John, and on one of the subsequent climbs, Willie dropped back; he pulled in just as I was readying to leave the Big Sur General Store; I figured he would catch up with me eventually, but I never saw him again.

In fact, for the rest of the ride, except at a few controls I never saw anyone again – unable to catch JV and John, I was in “no-man’s land” for the entire time I was on my bike. While this presents additional physical challenges (since there is no one to draft or trade pulls with), the mental challenges of not having anyone to converse with or help keep the demons at bay were themselves formidable. At night, I saw the ghostly silhouette of a figure along the entrance to Point Lobos – looking back, the shadow had gone. Further up the road, a strange (seemingly covered in spines) animal clambered off the asphalt, just outside of my peripheral vision. The bushes rattled as I passed, teeming with nocturnal life:

At night, toward dawn, all the lights of the shore have died,
And a wind moves. Moves in the dark
The sleeping power of the ocean, no more beastlike than manlike,
Not to be compared; itself and itself.
Its breath blown shoreward huddles the world with a fog; no stars
Dance in heaven; no ship’s light glances.
I see the heavy granite bodies of the rocks of the headland,
That were ancient here before Egypt had pyramids,
Bulk on the gray of the sky, and beyond them the jets of young trees
I planted the year of the Versailles peace.
But here is the final unridiculous peace. Before the first man
Here were the stones, the ocean, the cypresses,
And the pallid region in the stone-rough dome of fog where the moon
Falls on the west. Here is reality.
The other is a spectral episode; after the inquisitive animal’s
Amusements are quiet: the dark glory.
- Robinson Jeffers; “Hooded Night”

With the sun creeping up over the horizon, the majestic and rugged beauty of the coastline became the only companion I needed for this first stretch. Cycling through this area gave a much better perspective on the scale of the landscape – revealing waterfalls, rivers, and hidden coves not visible or audible to those rushing past in an automobile. The succulents, the lupine, the fox-tails, even the livestock seemed unique to this corner of Los Padres. I kept Jeffers in mind, heeding his words:
“We must uncenter our minds from ourselves;
We must unhumanize our views a little, and become confident
As the rock and ocean that we were made from.”

 

The Big Sur (I was feeling a bit blurry...as was the photo)

 

I enjoyed the challenge of the climbs, chasing down bicycle tourists to say hello and see where they were going with their heavy loads (one guy had a fiddle case where a front pannier would normally be) before zipping down the twisting descents and on to the the next series of rollers. I made mental notes of various campgrounds to seek out or avoid later on depending how full they were. Hippies changing clothes, new-agers holding hands, joggers out for a run – everyone greeted me with an impish smile. Tiny glimpses of artist workshops, the Esalen Institute, Lucia…I started realizing there are more people here than I realized when passing through in a car. Reaching the tiny town of Gorda, I stopped to eat an ice cream bar and down some wonderful apple cider. While consuming the former, I did a bit of people watching. The men seemed to be haggard old itinerants, while the women were all youthful, gorgeous tom-boys…all the locals seemed on their way to the Jade Festival…there was something surreal yet charmed about this place and I was a little sad to leave…

After the climb towards Ragged Point, HWY 1 heads back down hugging the pastures full of Hearst cattle – the beef from which you can have in the form of a number of great sandwiches at a little store in San Simeon, across from the entrance to Hearst Castle…that is, if you can get over the off-putting stench of the elephant seals basking in their preserve. They seemed so lethargic, but riding a few miles further, I saw dozens of them bobbing and diving for fish – and began to realize how agile they are.

I pass quickly through the central coast, pausing near Harmony when I see a pair of young women getting off of their bikes. I’m about to ask if they need any help, when one of them turns brandishing a hand-written sign: “Hugs 4 Sale!”

“Free for you!” one of them says. I laugh nervously as I notice they have both stripped down to their bras or bikinis – and pedal on. It is starting to warm up, and my light-weight wool jersey is encrusted with salt. Hot winds are blowing across my body, slowing my pace substantially – it’s time for suffering not for affection.

Cayucos, Morro Bay, the Montaña de Oro – all frequently foggy and chilled, today they are windy, dry, very warm, and full of traffic. With this section, and the desert winds blowing across Moorpark, I think of all of us riders and remember Kerouac’s fearful thoughts in Big Sur:

…I suddenly notice as if for the first time the awful way the leaves of the canyon that have managed to be blown to the surf are all hesitantly advancing in gusts of wind then finally plunging into the surf, to be dispersed and belted and melted and taken off to sea –I turn around and notice how the wind is just harrying them off trees and into the sea, just hurrying them as it were to death –In my condition they look human trembling to that brink –Hastening, hastening —In that awful huge roar blast of autumn Sur wind.

 

...even the gorgeous Montaña de Oro takes on an ugly bronze aspect today...

 

When I finally pull into San Luis Obispo, it’s at Vickie’s place – and I’m met by her husband who invites me in for lasagna, chocolate milk, V8,  and rest with the same kindness and efficiency as he did when I was here for the 300K earlier in the year. JV and John haven’t left yet, and seeing them tells me I’m making good time even though they will leave before I’m ready to follow.

I sit for 15 minutes or so, cooling down and re-hydrating as best I can…then I’m on my way. By the time I reach Guadalupe, I’m starting to flag a bit, but I’m only half-way through the ride. I decide to try an iced coffee to see how that sits.

The 15 miles to Lompoc are surprisingly hilly, and I have to pull over at the top of one to put my reflective gear back on. Passing by Vandenberg I have a weird bout of dread mixed with desire to see a missile launch, but I reach the overnight control without any drama. JV and John are there, freshly showered and munching on snacks. I decide to just stink ’till the end, and load up on soup. I have a nice chat with Kathy Twitchell who makes sure I have more than enough food, and Errin’s dad is there as well, looking both patient and mildly anxious. I wait a good 30 minutes before leaving to do the 40 mile loop to Buellton, and I roll out as a few other riders (including Bill from Oregon I think?) trickle into the control.

I was sort of annoyed to see this little loop on the route sheet, thinking it would feel like I wasn’t making any real progress since I wasn’t jetting down the coast; instead, this was one of my favorite parts of the ride, as it was pitch black and nearly car-free on Santa Rosa Rd. Moderate steady climbs were punctuated by deer dancing off into the bushes as I passed, and the whirr of my chain was like the steady respiration of a machine. I remembered Wade Baker dropping me on this road on the 300K – Bruce saying we need to keep our voices down because one of the residents (an older woman) doesn’t like cyclists. Before long I was in Buellton, drinking another iced coffee across the street from the looming Pea Soup Anderson’s sign. Heading back to Lompoc on HWY 246, there were yet more hills, not to mention quite a lot of traffic, even late at night. A rumble strip bit into the shoulder and you had to concentrate carefully so as not to veer on to its bone jarring footprint. When I reached Lompoc for the second time, many more riders had arrived, most staying over for the night. I enjoyed a bit more soup, grapes, and an oatmeal/chocolate bar, talking to Errin and Shaun a bit before I was ready to confront the rest of the ride.

The bulk of the climbing was through Big Sur, but there was one sizable obstacle before I could get back down to the coast. HWY 1 ascends the San Julian grade at this point – a (I’m guessing) 7 mile climb that while not terribly difficult is relentless none the less. I settled into a pattern of climbing out of the saddle, then downshifting a bit and sitting to spin – taking a long pull from my electrolyte drink each time; I managed to stay in my middle ring this way and never cramped. The cool night air felt wonderful, and if the cars had cleared for a long enough time I had an unusual companion. Just overhead, I would occasionally see (and almost feel!) wings flapping slowly and purposefully as a great owl would soar past slowly, tracing the path of my front headlight to hunt for field mice.

At the very end of the climb, the road pitches up slightly, and I shifted into my “granny gear” to spin up this last rise, cresting the mountainous ranch region that serves as a sort of gateway into the Santa Barbara area. The descent was 2 miles at 7%, smooth and straight. While I don’t think I hit 50mph, I’m certain I was in the mid to upper 40s for some time. The road spits you out onto the 101, where I was greeted with a tail-wind which hurled me southward at a remarkable pace. I passed by all the hike-and-bike campgrounds that were my Plan B if I got tired along this section, not feeling that I needed them at all. The rumble strip and traffic returned, and negotiating each exit on the freeway was enough to keep me on my toes. When I reached Hollister Ave, on the outskirts of Santa Barbara my confidence began to grow, despite the fatigue setting in. I had one more iced coffee and began to ride through the city. This section was a bit difficult to navigate, as I had to stop often and check the route sheet with my flashlight to make sure I was still on the right track. Cabrillo, Castillo, and Carillo are all roads that run close together in the heart of Santa Barbara, and I managed to mistake one of them for one of the others. Luckily a group of cab-drivers was refueling at a Chevron, and were able to confirm my hunch that I could just shoot down State Street to the water and then get back on track from there. This worked well, but soon I was lost again, as one of the turns lacked a street sign. I was tired of skirting the 101, and after climbing half a mile up a hill I didn’t need to, I decided to just get on the freeway since I would have to in about 3 or 4 miles anyway. My speed picked up considerably, as I was anxious to get back on route before a CHP pulled me over or somebody driving home from a bar drove up onto the shoulder.

I rejoiced when I got past Carpinteria and reached the bike lane in Ventura, but I paid for my elation almost instantly with a flat tire. I managed to change it out fairly rapidly, but I knew my chances of finishing under 28 hours were diminishing at this point. I was spinning a lower gear for a while along Old PCH, enjoying the sound of the waves lapping the shore just beyond a long line of silent RVs. I took the bike path into Ventura, and then pushed on towards Oxnard with renewed desire as the sun was back in the sky. I stopped at the Oxnard control briefly, chugging chocolate milk and juice, laughing at the conversation I had with the clerk:

“Where you coming from?”

“Salinas…been riding since yesterday morning”

“Whaaaat the Fuuuu…?”

The fragrance of strawberries intermingled with the stench of the waste water plant nearby, and I dodged dirt clods and migrant workers on the shoulder on my way up the false flats leading towards Moorpark. There was a slow burning constellation of pain throughout my body, but I knew if I pushed as hard as I could for a while, I might meet my time goal. I dialed it back down when a few drops of vomit slipped out (the juice and the electrolytes weren’t mixing well anymore). It was growing warmer (it would reach 98ºF for some riders out here) and it took a tremendous effort to maintain even 15mph.

The final stretch is generally uphill and full of stop-lights – both of which seemed to conspire against my forward rush. I finally pulled into Greg and Lisa’s place 15 minutes later than I hoped, but pretty happy to have finished my first 600K in decent shape.

After showering and changing clothes, I stumbled around like a zombie, alternately eating fresh pizza (made in the back yard in a massive woodfire oven), chatting with JV, John, Greg, and Lisa, or falling into a strange stupor – neither asleep nor awake – my mind adrift while my torso hummed with the memory of the road.

 

Angels stand watch over graves in Oxnard...

 

Lions and Tigers and Bear Divide

25 Sep

My ride yesterday was typified by triple digits – both in temperature and in mileage. On Friday morning, I should have been starting out on a 1000K ride from Seattle to Klamath Falls, but canceled that adventure in deference to the concerns of my family and doctors. As it turns out the challenges of the local 200K permanent I did instead were plentiful.

Leaving Pasadena at 8AM, the sun was already beating down, though the heat would exceed the forecast by 10 or 15º by mid-day. I kept cadence to the march of a group of Marines trotting along in the opposite direction in double-time. The climbing, mild as it was, started right away – dodging traffic through Altadena, passing by Descanso Gardens – then climbing over the Verdugo hills before descending into Glendale/La-Crescenta/Montrose and bombing down Foothill Blvd back into the San Fernando valley.

Then I started the first “real” climb of the day, up over Little Tujunga (discussed previously). I tried to hold something back knowing I’d have to come back over these twin summits later in the afternoon – but I was feeling strong, and my exuberance took hold when I noticed a couple cyclists weaving their way up the switch-backs overhead. Climbing out of the saddle, I pushed on eventually overtaking the two roadies as we exchanged brief pleasantries remarking on the (thus far) beautiful weather and low traffic. Rounding one of the final bends I encountered a greusome yet fascinating sight – it appears that Angeles National Forest is home to wild boar!

head and hooves are just about all that's left after the coyotes got to it

I should have stopped at Mushroom summit to eat, but I motored down-hill instead, making my way up to Bear Divide, and then down Sand Canyon past ranches where horses raced along-side me just beyond their wooden fences. I stopped at In-N-Out as a control, re-filling my water bottles and downing most of a chocolate shake (I ended up tossing the last third of the shake when a bee drowned himself in the cup). On my training rides I would turn East at this point, but this permanent had me continue West through Santa Clarita. Quail and squirrels (one weighted down by a hamburger sized payload) scurried across my path, but thankfully had the sense to stay out of my spokes.

Passing by the backside of Magic Mountain, I passed through a number of round-abouts as the roller-coasters grew in prominence. “Bayview,” “Island,” “Stanford,” “Rockefeller,”  – all examples of the street names flanking Bridgeport Park seem to reflect the aspirations of affluence common to the residents of this pocket of Valencia. Not much further down the road though and the idealic artificial rivers are replaced by bleak office parks and parched hills. Catching the draft of the numerous semis going down Highway 126 I was in Piru before I knew it. I re-filled my water bottles again and downed a large lemonade, a large chocolate milk, and a large horchata before heading back up the long false flats.

Piru Creek (click to enlarge)

The return trip just kept growing hotter and hotter; the tarmac was like a frying pan, roasting rattle-snake and jalapeño alike (I saw many of both). My energy was waning, and the rice balls I had brought to fortify myself had deteriorated to an inedible mush. The 12 mile stretch that only took 20 minutes the first time, took more than twice as long to re-trace. The mist from some sprinklers watering the orange groves and red pepper plants was all that kept me moving forward at times. Back in Valencia, I stopped three times in as many miles to buy more drinks, downing smoothies, carrot juice, coconut water, and re-filling both water bottles again at a park drinking fountain. I couldn’t seem to get enough liquid, electrolytes, or calories.

Slowly spinning my way up Placerita Canyon, I was supposed to answer a question on my brevet card (this serves as an “information control” proving you didn’t take any short-cuts on the route) at a particular cross street, but it never seemed to appear. Meanwhile, the road pitched upwards, growing much steeper than the maps I’d skimmed seemed to suggest. The canyon faces pushed in on the narrow road, and civilization fell away, replaced by scalding open spaces. I emptied one water bottle, and had to start rationing my second – both were the temperature of tea and did little to stave off the looming heat stroke.

When I finally reached Sand Canyon, I realized I either had to go back to Santa Clarita to re-fill my water bottles (and then re-climb the hill) or just push forward to Bear Summit where there was water at a campground/picnic area. I chose the latter, thinking I’d rather get the suffering over with (and doubting my resolve to finish the ride if I let myself get off route). The sun and the grade were unrelenting, and even in my “granny-gear” I was beginning to get terrible cramps in my hamstrings, quads, and calves. Each time I reached a shady spot or my leg cramped to the point that I couldn’t pedal, I got off the bike took a tiny sip of water and walked on (several times beset by bees trying to take up residence in my helmet). So began a pattern of ride, cramp, walk…ride, cramp, walk…ride, cramp, walk…until finally I reached Bear Summit:

no water!

Unfortunately the water fountain there had been capped and the water shut off, so I ended up begging for a few ounces of hot bottled water from a kind couple who were hanging out at the picnic area. I downed that in an instant and then coasted to a stop down to the base of the final hard climb of the day, back up Mushroom Summit. The cramp, ride, walk pattern soon resumed – and it was with much profanity that I eventually crested the final rise.

Coasting down the twisting descent (avoiding the wild boar once again), I pulled into the Wildlife Waystation, going around back and filling my bottle using a hose. Just as I was about to put the cap on, one of the women that works there popped out and said, “You can’t drink that water.” Turns out it wasn’t potable – she very nicely rinsed out my bottle and filled it with cool drinking water from inside the building, gently chastising me for getting water without asking and asking me to tell my cycling buddies not to do the same, else they get sick.

I’ve never tasted anything so good in my life.

I thanked her profusely and made it back to the valley in one piece, stopping at another 7-11 to re-fuel (alleviating much of the cramping). The rest of the ride was slow-ish but otherwise without incident. I ended up at the final control exactly 10 hours from when I started, downing one last pint of chocolate milk before taking my brevet card and receipts to the permanent route owner’s house and then catching the light rail and subway back home. The subway was packed with cyclists on their way to battle it out in bike-polo bouts, and most of those I talked to thought I was a bit mental for riding all day in this heat. I tended to agree.

My hearing problems seemed strangely to improve during the ride, though they seemed a bit worse while I was recovering the rest of the evening. I may need to see an audiologist to solve this, but full recovery could take months, so I’m trying to be patient (difficult for a music lover).

At the end of the night, after a much needed shower and a dinner of steak and chard (from our garden), I went to the store and rewarded myself with a gallon of grapefruit juice, a sixer of brown ale, chips and salsa, and some chocolate cake…

Sunday Bloody Sunday

12 Sep

Blood Soaked Helmet (clck to enlarge)

There are few things randonneurs fear more than the dreaded “DNF” (i.e. Did Not Finish). We pride ourselves on our endurance and ability to overcome physical, mental, emotional, and mechanical obstacles to reach the finish line. On Saturday morning I started out from Simi Valley on my first 400K ride (~250 miles for the imperially inclined) – it would be my longest ride to date, but I was determined to finish in 16 hours (to continue to qualify for the R60)…little did I know I wouldn’t end up finishing at all.

Initially I was having a great ride, enjoying the foggy sunrise as I huffed-and-puffed up Balcom canyon, making my way to the first control at Fillmore with Jim Verheul. The fragrance of oranges and sage perfumed the valley out to Oxnard. I was ahead of pace at this point, and feeling good. In Hueneme I flatted, but was able to get rolling again without excessive delay.

Point Mugu was gorgeous as usual, and I glanced at the azure water lapping the cliffs all through Malibu. I played leap-frog with Jerry Cook and his riding partner (wife?), Molly off and on through Palos Verdes (where I added 13.6 bonus miles by having to back-track to a missed control), seeing JV once again in San Pedro as well before I realized I had to turn back around.

I stopped at a Whole Foods to re-fuel (coconut water, smoothies, chocolate milk – my standard rando staples) and was wondering why all of the people in line were so rude to the cashier, when it dawned on me that I had just crossed the “Orange Curtain” (into Orange County) [edit: Eric is right, this was in Long Beach]. I was hoping to reach San Clemente before dark, but I only made it to Laguna Beach. I passed Jerry for the last time as Molly was starting to bonk and needed a food break. I was flagging a bit myself, but managed to pull it together in San Clemente.

Once darkness fell, I picked up the pace again, zooming over the same roads I used on the SD Randos 300K – I made up quite a bit of time cranking out the miles over the I-5 (enduring a few honks from motorists not used to seeing a bicycle on the freeway), pausing only to pick up a Planet Flash tail light someone had lost on the side of the road.

Crossing through Carlsbad, Leucadia, and Encinitas, the road surface was the only thing slowing my progress, with some serious potholes and cars passing a bit too close for comfort (requiring me to take the full lane). With only 3 miles left, I was going to finish somewhere between 16 and 16.5 hours…I was in my highest gear, motoring along with a mixture of fatigue and confidence when I somehow ran into a median. I saw it just in time to try to hop over it (I think a car was passing closely at the time, preventing my escape), saving myself from an endo (and probably broken bones) – the hop wasn’t entirely successful either though, as I skidded on my side, hitting my head hard enough to knock myself out.

Apparently a police officer found me in a pool of blood (head wounds are pretty gory), out cold. The next thing I remember was being in the back of an ambulance, the EMTs asking me questions and complimenting my bicycle (which has some saddle and bar-tape abrasions and possibly bent/broken brifters but no frame damage) which they brought to the hospital for me. I had a CT scan to rule out cranial hemorrhaging, a chest x-ray (to make sure my lungs weren’t damaged), and a tetanus shot. The doctor eventually sewed up my gaping forehead (8 stitches), made sure my concussion was under control, and sent me on my way. Everyone in the ER was very friendly and competent, so hats off to the Scripps Lajolla staff.

The only thing I was upset about was that they wouldn’t let me go back to the crash scene and ride the final 3 miles to the finish – even after 5 hours in the hospital, I still would have finished in time…oh well. Time for some R&R and a new helmet to ready myself for the upcoming 1000K (which I hope I and my bike can recover in time for) at the end of the month.

Me "all cleaned up"

I'm still a blood-smattered mess this morning...

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